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An ode to the salad

26th June 2009

An ode to the salad

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Since getting the bunnies last fall, it’s occurred to me more and more how much “rabbit food” gets a bad rap.  Rabbit food is commonly associated with dieting and deprivation or it’s thought to be the dietary mainstay of granola-munching, tree-hugging vegetarians — both of which make it sound as appealing as munching on cardboard.  The relationship with salad is even more complicated for fat folk, for whom eating anything beyond a dry salad in public becomes Exhibit A as to why they’re (presumed to be) fat.

The breakfast bowls I serve the bunnies are far from bland, however (a typical bunny breakfast can include any of the following: kale, mustard greens, watercress, escarole, raw green beans, carrots, parsley, cilantro, lettuce, grapes, raisins, dried cranberries, apples, plums, nectarines, etc…).  Often times their salad bowls rival that of any overpriced salad served in snooty restaurants and at a fraction of the cost.  So, in honor of the under-recognized salad, here’s my own favorite and, of course, simple recipe, which I happen to think is the Best. Salad. Ever.

  • Lettuce (I prefer a mix of Romaine and red lettuce, but any lettuce will do)
  • Kalamata olives
  • Pepperocinis (I add these sparingly, since they’re spicy)
  • Sprinkling of feta cheese
  • Ken’s Steakhouse Lite Olive Oil Vinaigrette (Kraft has a similar variety, but I prefer Ken’s)
  • Ground pepper to taste

Combine and enjoy.

What’s your favorite salad combo?

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  1. 1 On June 26th, 2009, The Bald Soprano said:

    lollo rosso/lollo bionda lettuce
    cucumber
    tomatoes
    fresh mozzarella
    homemade balsamic vinegar dressing (vinegar, oil, garlic powder, salt, pepper, a little sugar)

  2. 2 On June 26th, 2009, Rosalie said:

    Salads are a complicated food for *anyone* to eat, in my opinion. If you’re a man and you eat a salad, you risk being seen as not manly enough. If you’re a thin woman who eats a salad, you risk being seen as disordered eating, restrictive, always on a diet, etc, and often prompt this question: “is that all you’re having?”

    If you’re a fat woman who eats a salad, then you’re automatically trying to lose weight. If the dressing comes on the side, then the assumption is that you’re dieting. If the dressing comes on the salad, then the assumption is something like, “don’t you know how many calories and fat is in the dressing?! You might as well eat a burger and fries”. Ugh.

    Unfortunate because salads are SO GOOD (and good for you), no matter which of the above molds you might fit into. I love asian/toasted sesame/ginger flavored salads. Cilantro is a requisite. So are those crunchy (fried??) twig-ish sticks. What are those called? One of the cafes at my college has an asian ginger dressing that’s DA BOMB but I have no idea how to recreate it or where to buy something similarly tasty. The newman’s own Sesame ginger vinaigrette sucks and in no way can compare. :D

  3. 3 On June 26th, 2009, Aleksiina said:

    I make salads all the time! Especially this time of the year since there is so much produce available. I especially like Mechouia, which is a very simple grilled vegetable salad from Tunisia. I usually take the leftover salad to stuff pitas, and add a good grating of parmesan cheese for a tasty sandwich the next day. But I have a weakness for asian flavours and I think this is my all time favourite:

    Arugula/ baby spinach
    thinly sliced green apple
    blanched asparagus and snow peas
    green onions
    sesame seeds
    Avocado
    homemade asian dressing (extra-virgin olive oil, rice vinegar, lime juice, grated ginger, garlic, soy sauce, sriracha and a dash of sesame oil)

    My boyfriend and I have this salad with pieces of toasted french baguette, and each time we fight over the last portion left in the bowl! Definitely no leftovers with this one…

  4. 4 On June 26th, 2009, Tangerina said:

    I get super sad that salads have so much baggage, because they very well may be my favorite food. I usually eat about one a day because I love them and they are easy and infinitely variable. I really don’t like it if someone makes a comment about how ‘good’ I am for eating a salad, but it isn’t like I’m gonna stop eating them! Like the time I ordered one instead of fries at Red Robins and a friend commented cuz it made her insecure about her own food choice, unaware that I was planning on sharing my boyfriend’s ‘bottomless’ fries anyways. Everybody! My food isn’t about you!

    Here is my recipe for the best salad ever. I’m not being cocky, as I have many tasters to confirm my claim.

    a leafy green (my favorite is butter lettuce)
    shredded carrots
    chopped sweet onion
    chopped avocado
    chopped pear
    pecans lightly toasted in butter and brown sugar
    crumbled feta cheese
    dressing made from 1 part olive oil, 1 part balsamic vinegar, one crushed clove of fresh garlic, and the fresh juice from a satsuma (or orange) to taste

    Here is the recipe for my every day salad I make before work. I get all this stuff in nifty bags at Trader Joe’s (though not fond of the excessive packaging). It take 5 minutes to throw together.

    Butter lettuce and radicchio mix
    baby carrots
    chopped apple
    toasted sliced almonds
    feta
    balsamic and olive oil for dressing, or the dressing mentioned above

    And finally, here is the recipe (as best I can figure) for the super delicious and simple salad I ate every chance I had when I was studying abroad on the island Kefalonia in Greece. A woman named Claudia owned a restaurant on the waterfront that served this salad.

    radicchio
    sliced avocado
    big, thin slices of parmesan
    olive oil and balsamic vinegar
    a dash of salt and pepper

  5. 5 On June 26th, 2009, ItsTheWooo said:

    My favorite salad used to be :
    romaine
    ken’s light caesar
    chicken breast
    parmesan
    VERY few croutons (like, a literal serving)

    But now my favorite is:
    romaine
    marie’s light blue cheese dressing
    crumbled blue cheese
    chicken breast tossed with hot wing sauce
    tomatoes
    pecans

    low carbz :)

  6. 6 On June 26th, 2009, Lynn (The Actors Diet) said:

    Mmmm. Salad….

    I make what I call a “Starving Salad” quite often. It’s quite satisfying.

  7. 7 On June 26th, 2009, Rachel said:

    Mmmmm… I love the combo of blue cheese and hardboiled egg in a salad. When I’m not eating my Greek salad, I usually like just a leafy green salad with carrots, cucumber, tomatoes, egg, blue cheese crumbles, Newman’s Own Lite Honey Mustard and… BACOS! Bless General Mills for making Bacos vegetarian!

  8. 8 On June 26th, 2009, Charlotte said:

    Mmmm…salad.
    I like Greek salad and Ceasear salad a lot. When I make a salad at home, it usually consists of:

    Romanine lettuce
    Tomatoes
    Mushrooms
    Ranch or Blue Cheese dressing
    Shredded cheddar cheese
    Green olives
    Bacon bits (Or Bacos)

    Whenever I vist my mom, we always make a tomato and feta cheese salad. I highly recommend it.

  9. 9 On June 26th, 2009, Katja said:

    I love spinach, avocado, asparagus, peppers and a sesame ginger dressing (home-made or Leeanne Chin’s bottled)

  10. 10 On June 26th, 2009, shell524 said:

    I really enjoy Southwestern flavor-inspired salads… Like this one:

    Mixed greens
    Kidney beans
    Roasted corn kernels
    Red onion
    Sharp cheddar cheese (Or Pepper jack if it’s available)
    Tomatoes
    Crispy tortilla strips
    and a good spicy buttermilk dressing or Salsa used as dressing

  11. 11 On June 26th, 2009, AR said:

    Oh man, there is a salad chain in Rome called L’Insalata Ricca, and they have the biggest, most beautifully delicious salads in the world. Fresh lettuce, and then every topping you can think of, in tons of different combinations. I can’t think of a favorite, because I loved so many of them. But the best part? The salads come dressed very simply, and they’re seasoned so well that you don’t need anything else. Man, I miss that place like crazy. Why is there no place like that in the States? (L’Insalata Ricca does serve some pastas, but the salads are the show.) I can never, ever replicate their salads here, either. It’s just not possible.

    Anyway, I also had a salad for dinner tonight; falafel and pickles and cucumber and yogurt tahini dressing. Delish.

    I love salads, and I know they’re fraught, and I don’t care. They’re one of my favorite noshes.

  12. 12 On June 26th, 2009, Vixen said:

    I totally wrote down that asian dressing recipe; mmmmmmmmmm.

    Foolproof default midweek dinner antipasto-y salad:

    A layer of chopped romaine hearts festooned with –

    chopped reduced-fat salami
    chopped cherry tomatoes
    s&w canned white beans
    chopped provolone
    chopped pepperocinis
    thin-sliced green onions or fine chopped sweet onion
    chopped sweet bell peppers if desired

    Drizzle with Bernstein’s restaurant style italian dressing and dust with fresh ground pepper and grated parmesan (green can is fine).

    I suppose this is really more of a chop salad than anything, but I don’t chop the romaine *that* fine. You could easily leave out the salami for a vegetarian take on this and I’ll bet it would be just as good.

  13. 13 On June 26th, 2009, Keira said:

    my fave is a tuna pasta salad:

    pasta (cooked and cooled)
    tinned tuna
    dijonaise + hommus
    spanish onion
    carrot
    cucumber
    beetroot
    shreddded lettuce
    red cabbage

    served in a lettuce cup

    yum!

  14. 14 On June 26th, 2009, rachel y. said:

    I love salads.

    lettuce (Some green but a little red leaf or other for color if you have it is fun)
    cucumbers
    carrots
    radishes
    onions
    tomato
    cheddar
    f’acon bits
    ranch dressing
    croutons
    salt

    ok…now i want one :)

  15. 15 On June 26th, 2009, wellroundedmama said:

    The vet we took our bunnies to told us that bunnies should not be eating fruit, dried or fresh. Take or leave his opinion; just thought I’d pass along what he said.

    We feed our bunnies primarily timothy hay pellets with bonuses of carrot greens and baby carrots, salad odds and ends from the garden, clover, dandelions, and sometimes strawberry tops on occasion (not the whole strawberry). They seem to do fine.

    As far as my own salad preferences, a good spinach salad is to die for. I like it with hardboiled eggs, yummm. Or I like a good regular salad with grilled chicken and avocado.

  16. 16 On June 27th, 2009, Melissa said:

    Mmmmm I’m getting some good ideas from here.

    I usually just use spinach or mixed greens
    carrots
    thin sliced red onion
    cucumbers
    pumpkin seeds/ or any type of seed mix
    sometimes beets to garnish.
    Either Feta or Moz Cheese Curds
    A few Chick Peas

    For Dressings I make my own
    With Olive Oil/Canola Oil
    Garlic
    Salt/Pepper
    Honey or Honey Mustard
    Dijon Mustard
    Cayenne Pepper
    Vinegar
    Then I shake it up and mix it into the dish and it’s pretty tasty!

  17. 17 On June 27th, 2009, Melissa said:

    I am always in for any salad with fruit and trail mix in it! And if it has cornbread on the side I love it. I almost always get my dressing on the side because I don’t like the taste when it is drenched. But then again, I usually water down my juice by 1/2 for taste preferences too.

  18. 18 On June 27th, 2009, Sniper said:

    The best salad I ever had was a mix of fresh baby greens, toasted almonds, sliced strawberries and grilled shrimp with a raspberry vinaigrette dressing. Mmmmm.

  19. 19 On June 27th, 2009, Monica said:

    The one thing my school’s dining hall does right is the salad bar. I like to start with baby spinach and/or the dark leafy green mix they put out, followed by vinegar, raw bell pepper slices (red and green, if they have them), cheese, and sprouts. Sometimes they have turkey breast chunks, which I add gleefully. Otherwise I drink a glass or two of milk for protein. This tends to be my lunch and/or dinner at school (with supplementary protein and simple carb sources… I need simple sugars to be a happy lady). I only discovered intuitive eating about a year ago and it’s so lovely to just tear into a huge bowl of spinach and realize– hey, I like this.

  20. 20 On June 27th, 2009, Christine said:

    I haven’t had my favorite salad since my local Doc Green’s closed:

    spinach
    bacon
    roasted mushrooms
    blue cheese crumbles
    blue cheese dressing
    croutons
    topped with grilled, medium-rare sirloin steak

    At home I make:

    spinach
    sliced Granny Smith apple
    dried cranberries
    toasted pecans
    grilled chicken breast
    crumbled blue cheese
    croutons
    Wishbone Bountifuls mixed berry dressing

    My family is also very fond of my “Hawaiian Chicken Salad” in which I toss:

    spinach
    mandarin oranges
    chow mein noodles
    Kraft Asian Sesame dressing

    then I top with boneless chicken thighs, cubed, that I’ve sauteed in the dressing until browned, glazed and sticky. Yum.

    On a sad note, I tried growing my first vegetable garden this year. It’s sad because the bunnies ate all my swiss chard, lettuce and edamame. I had such dreams of picking my salad fresh from the garden. I even special-ordered heat-resistant lettuce (for growing in Southern summers), and edamame seeds because I couldn’t find them locally. Oh well, live and learn. Now that I know I’m up against, next year I’ll put everything they like together in one bed and fence it in. In retrospect, I think this is why my late father only ever grew tomatoes, peppers and cucumbers – he didn’t want to fight with the bunnies.

  21. 21 On June 27th, 2009, Gene said:

    Celery sliced as thin as possible. Sliced apple. Walnuts. Fruity vinegar (my grocery store has this really sweet fig-flavored balsamic) and olive oil. I could eat this over and over.

  22. 22 On June 27th, 2009, Lisa said:

    I never cease to be amazed by the comment threads on this blog! My own salads are kind of boring (recent grad + job hasn’t started yet = brooooke), but let me say I am making a mental list of these delicious-sounding combos!

  23. 23 On June 27th, 2009, Maureen at IslandRoar said:

    A spring mix (or any) of greens,
    cherry tomatoes, some feta, chopped walnuts and dried cranberries with a light or cesar dressing. Yum!

  24. 24 On June 27th, 2009, Bronwyn said:

    Makes me miss the salad bar at my school’s dining facilities. I do adore a good salad- spinach being my “base” of choice.

  25. 25 On June 27th, 2009, Diana said:

    My parent’s friends were also of the opinion that ‘rabbit food’ wasn’t quite the image they preferred. They decided to call it ‘gorilla food’ instead, and that’s how my family has referred to it since.

    And man, has it ever been a long while since I last had me some gorilla food. Maybe I should go hunt down some salad later.

  26. 26 On June 27th, 2009, Lori said:

    Swiss Chard
    Tomaotes
    Strawberries
    Walnuts
    Feta cheese
    Balsamic Vinaigrette

    I go to sleep dreaming of it.

  27. 27 On June 27th, 2009, Lori said:

    I see lots of apple suggeestions. What kinds of apples work best? Macs are my favorite apples, but they seem too soft to stand up to a salad.

  28. 28 On June 28th, 2009, Aleksiina said:

    @Lori: I like to use Granny Smith apples. The really fresh and slightly acidic taste works perfect with most salads. Oddly enough, it’s not an apple that I like to eat on it’s own, but it’s also my favourite to make apple pie! It transforms nicely I guess :P Fuji apples also make great salads, they are firm and juicy and delicious. Since they are on the sweet side, I recommend putting them in a spicy salad to counterbalance the heat and get that yummy sweet/spicy combo.

    But I think most apples will do fine if they are added last minute along with the dressing. Cut the pieces slightly bigger for a really delicate apple, and serve really quickly. It should be just fine :D

    Hope that helps!

  29. 29 On June 28th, 2009, Mania said:

    My bearded dragons eat a diet fairly similar to your rabbits’ diet, except that they get salads sprinkled with crickets or mealworms.

    I’ve never been able to make my own salads to eat. I snack so much on the raw vegetables that I end up with nothing in my salad.

  30. 30 On June 29th, 2009, a girl running said:

    I LOVE salad so much, even more now that I know I don’t have to eat it and I choose too.

    My salads are mixed lettuce leaves
    baby spinach
    blue cheese (or feta if I am home in australia…I can’t find it here)
    cucumber
    red and green lettuce
    blue cheese dressing

    I also sometimes substitute the blue cheese for a tin of tuna in oil (drained)

    I am having this for lunch today. Yum!

  31. 31 On June 29th, 2009, Noclegi Gory Klodzka said:

    “or whom eating anything beyond a dry salad in public becomes Exhibit A as to why they’re (presumed to be) fat.”
    This is so true. I had a friend who told me that everytime he sees a fat person eating fast food, ice cream or anything unhealthy he thinks to himself something along the lines of “yeah, stuff your face with more food, I’m sure it’s worth it!”. I’m sure lots of people think that way.

  32. 32 On June 29th, 2009, Meryt Bast said:

    Spring mix, spinach, arugula, mache, sushi ginger, avocado, lemon juice, salt and pepper, preferably with half a Trader Joe’s garlic-parmesan flatbread with a little goat cheese on top (that’s my typical dinner these days). Occasionally, I substitute smoked salmon for the avocado. It all tastes so good and makes me feel great. I’m eating more and more raw these days, because I like the way it makes me feel and I love the fresh-fresh flavors.

  33. 33 On June 29th, 2009, Meryt Bast said:

    Oh, and red onion.

  34. 34 On June 29th, 2009, intransigentia said:

    There seems to be a theme here and I’m one more case in point. A good salad needs:
    greens – fresh and young. I like spinach
    crunchy – croutons or nuts/seeds. If I’m feeling ambitious I’ll dry-fry them with salt/pepper/spices
    crispy – peppers and/or cucumbers
    sweet – fresh or dried fruit. I like raisins
    juicy – tomatoes! nom nom nom
    tangy – dressing. mine is different every time. it generally starts with balsamic vinegar and then anything can happen
    salty – for me, that means feta. zomg do I ever love me some feta.

  35. 35 On June 29th, 2009, susan said:

    I love any and all salads, but I’m a total sucker for anything combining fruit, nuts, and cheese with greens and other veggies.

  36. 36 On July 1st, 2009, merri said:

    Yum reading these made me hungry. I love salads but I rarely eat them because theyre not filling enough so when I eat out, I always choose something else so I wont be hungry. Then I never make them at home either because im lazy and because things tend to go bad and forgotten in our fridge :) HOWEVER, I think that the best salads include spinach leaves. I like some different types of lettuce and field greens, but they cant compare to raw spinach leaves, yum. Then some walnuts or almonds and maybe some fruit, and some feta or goat’s cheese, or blue cheese, and some type of special, tasty dressing that’s not too too overpowering. Ooh although I had beets on a couple salads and those were great! Mmm maybe ill have to go buy a salad this weekend..

  37. 37 On July 2nd, 2009, twincats said:

    I’m also one who gets tired of tossing (pun intended) half my bag of greens into the compost since I’m generally the only one home to eat it and I don’t seem to eat it fast enough.

    My solution is to use stuff that doesn’t go bad so fast. My most common salad is:

    a handful of broccoli slaw

    a handful of shredded cabbage

    a handful of shredded carrot (all of which I can get in bagged form :)

    sliced cucumber

    cherry tomato

    surimi

    cheese

    with Good Seasons Italian dressing

  38. 38 On July 3rd, 2009, E said:

    My favourite salad combined toasted stelline pasta, crisp diced pears and pineapple, halved cherries, baby mandarin slices, nutmeg and a raspberry vinaigrette. It can also be eaten with whipped cream on top. ^^

  39. 39 On July 10th, 2009, Golden Age Cheese said:

    This is a great idea. Mozzarella curd goes very well on salad, hand stretched and not. Have you experimented with cheddar cheese curds as well? I like the plain curds, but someone told me I had to try salad with the ranch flavored cheeses curds.

    Reply to Melissa comment #16:

    mmmm I’m getting some good ideas from here.

    I usually just use spinach or mixed greens
    carrots
    thin sliced red onion
    cucumbers
    pumpkin seeds/ or any type of seed mix
    sometimes beets to garnish.
    Either Feta or Moz Cheese Curds
    A few Chick Peas

    For Dressings I make my own
    With Olive Oil/Canola Oil
    Garlic
    Salt/Pepper
    Honey or Honey Mustard
    Dijon Mustard
    Cayenne Pepper
    Vinegar
    Then I shake it up and mix it into the dish and it’s pretty tasty!

  40. 40 On July 11th, 2009, Golden Age Cheese said:

    Another wonderful addition to this salad would be fresh cheese curds instead of the feta if you aren’t a fan of goat cheese. Cheese curds are freshly made practically daily in many cheese factories! A way to make sure you are getting delicious fresh cheese curds is when you bite into a cheese curd and it squeeks on your back teeth. That my friends, is a fresh cheese curd that will make your salad to die for!!

  41. 41 On November 19th, 2009, Taking the diet out of “diet foods” » The-F-Word.org said:

    [...] high-cal to eat and labeled it a “bad” food.  Salad, another diet food dismissal and a personal favorite, also seems to get no [...]

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