Weight loss strategies of the stars
The national spotlight can be cruel, ruthless and even career-breaking for celebrities, mostly women, who gain even an iota of a pound. Of course, that same harsh glare turns to applause and accolades when said star emerges victorious, sporting a new sleek and trim figure, the result, naturally, from “diet and exercise.” Some savvy stars have learned how to use even weight gain to their advantage, while if not for the fluctuations on the digital scales of some other celebs, they might otherwise fade into obscurity.
MSNBC’s The Scoop conjectures how Jessica Simpson might be a new recruit among the latter group of has-beens hoping their weights alone are enough to garner media attention. Simpson has a new country album out, reports The Scoop, and a “new full-figured look” to go with it — see a “porky” Jessica Simpson here in the Boston Herald or here in US magazine. Side note: Horrible outfit choice? Most definitely. Fat? Not so much. But as The Scoop reminds us:
Before we pity the star for packing on unwanted pounds, let’s remember how well weight gain-and-loss stories sell magazines.
“She’s loving it,” said a source close to Simpson, who suspects her weight gain is strategic. “It will probably get her back on covers right when she is a ‘supporting’ act on tour. I bet Joe (Simpson) has already sold the weight-loss story.”
How sad that the only surefire way for an otherwise irrelevant and washed-up female celebrity to regain the limelight is by parading about a thinner body, especially when that celeb’s “high” weight would otherwise be considered a healthy weight for the average Jane. Then again, it’s not as if Simpson’s social standing is based on any real talent to begin with.








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